THE PLEASURE OF READING

I cannot remember when I started to enjoy reading. To read for the sheer pleasure of living in that well woven story and beyond. I cannot...

05 March 2011

ASS-U-ME

In Primary school, during English lessons, it was a crime 2 say 'assume'.
That bully of a teacher would spank your ass if you said ' assume'.
She claimed you had abused, insulted and defamed her.
Her logic?
       ASS= female donkey= very foolish.
         U= her ( you were talking to her.)
      ME= yourself.

Of course calling her an ass, equivalent to a female donkey (Does the sex of the donkey matter?)
Anyway, It was a capital offense! And she made a mount Everest out of the mole hill until even you would have a hard time forgiving yourself!
I insist
THAT TEACHER WAS A BULLY! And I want to sue her for ABUSE, MANIPULATION,
and TORTUTE!
  You should have heard her hypocritically criticizing Moi. Accusing his regime for crimes against humanity
Eei! If u ask me..................................
They are peas of the same pod!
That teacher manufactured a mistake, made you feel guilty for it and punished you for it.
I don't realy want her in prison, so I wont sue. But am thinking hard!
Have you a good revenge plot we could,you know... ... ...